BASTARDS OF FINE ARTS - Hole In One

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Hole In One (keating/mayone)

I keep looking for the fairway but the green has turned to brown
I tried to do it their way hey but that's not the only game in town
I thought I heard a handclap I guess I'm not the only one
To wind up in the sand trap who thought he hit a hole in one

It was a real nice day in Pompeii right before the eruption
Clouds of ash float and crash along the promenade blotting out the sun
My finger's in the socket I keep fooling with the pun
My hands inside my pocket I think I found a hole in one

Everyone's a long shot a hundred million to one
My heart's been in the pawn shop between guitars and guns
Nine irons in the fire only one can beat what I desire
It's just a shot away

You find me on the back nine I've got a deficit to overcome
I'm swinging at a straight line mine I fighting for a crumb
I thought I bought a handclap app to tell me when I'm having fun
I would up in the sand trap crap I thought I hit a hole in one
I think I hit a hole in one

Everything's a long shot hundred million to one
I think I jumped the loan shark it's my guitars or guns
Nine irons in the fire only one can beat what I desire
It's just a shot away

(c) 2022 Mathew Keating Music ASCAP
(c) 2022 Mayone Music SESAC

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from A Good Sign, released June 9, 2022

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Bastards of Fine Arts is a new band with old roots. Matt Keating and Steve Mayone are both songwriter veterans and multi-instrumentalists, singularly releasing multiple albums over the past two decades.

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